Filed Under (Life) by admin on 06-02-2009
Do not combine face lifts, stand-up comedy and steroids.
I mean it.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 29-01-2009
Check the scope twice. Pull the trigger once.
I mean it.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 28-01-2009
How many times do I have to tell you…
I mean it.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 28-01-2009
Guys with money get girls no matter how bad they look.
I mean it.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 28-01-2009
Don’t go canoeing. Not ever.
I mean it.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 28-01-2009
The Germans make good stuff.
I mean it.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 28-01-2009
Leave Britney alone.
I mean it.
You bastards.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 28-01-2009
Do not sever your own genitals and feed them to the German cannibal.
I mean it.
Filed Under (Life) by admin on 28-01-2009
Do not mess with this squirrel.
I mean it.
